like playing bingo on your head

My latest hair product obsession: Revlon Root Erase. Because if you’re going to have grey hairs and get no choice in the matter, you may as well make a game of it.

Oh sure, you could pluck them out, but speaking from experience, I don’t recommend it. Know why? Because when those greys grow back they tend to stick straight up. Which is worse than having grey hairs in the first place, I think.

Anyway, you know what else is worse than having a few grey hairs? ONLY having a few hairs, period. I like having hair. It totally rocks. I’ll take any shade. Especially now that I can use this product to hide the grey ones. Because it is  exactly like playing Bingo on your head. See the applicator? It’s like the dabber. And you just dab along, like the greys are the numbers the Bingo caller is calling out. Which means you always win. And who doesn’t like to play Bingo AND win? Name one person. You can’t. Because everyone secretly likes Bingo and winning. True fact based on absolutely zero research.

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